freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

prison corndog

When you go to jail and engage in anal sex. And your partner shits on your dick, but had corn and nuts the night before.

"You new here? How about you ask your cell mate if you can try the prison corndogs."

by Down and Dirty and Flirty October 13, 2023

Corndogged

Corndogging: The act of woman accidentally shitting on a mans penis during anal sex.

''Oh did you hear? alex got corndogged by Sophia last weekend!''

by S. B. Andersen July 8, 2017

Klickitat Corndog

A form of mutilation where a man's penis is cut off and inserted into his rectum. Then a cylindrical, core like cut is made around the rectum to remove the entire rectum with the penis still inside it. This whole grotesque assembly is then inserted into the victim's mouth.

That guy tried stealing my catalytic converter so I gave him the ol' Klickitat Corndog.

by anonymous June 7, 2025

Corndog

When something is inserted into the asshole, without taking a shit first, and the whole log of shit becomes attached to the item inserted into the anus.

dad: hey son, wanna show your mother how anal is done tonight?
son: obviously, but i haven’t taken a shit today, so we will be making a corndog.

dad: thank god, i’m starving!

by JRemi11 November 27, 2023

Corndog

A word use to describe something that makes you indescribably uncomfy.

That P.T. Cruiser is so corndog.

This is a corndog movie.

by CowboyJak December 6, 2024

The Corndog

The act of taking a shit on a plate and making your partner use it as a dipping condiment for a corn dog. They must consume all of the excrement by the end of the process.

Billy and I snuck away during the fair and did the Corndog in the bathroom.

by YoungSlickPen January 31, 2022