wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020

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Get the wed-bettingmug.

regret bet

A bet you would take back if you could.

Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

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Get the regret betmug.

drunk bet

Drunk bets are not to be held accountable to the "better" all wagers, especially those that beyond reason, are null and void the morning after. Unless the bet is paid before sun up, the debt does not need to be filled, as it was influenced by intoxication. Unless the wager has a dollar amount. Then you're SOL, bastards.

Drunk bet

Todd: (drunken stagger) "I'll bet you my entire unicorn collection that you won't go swimming naked right now."

The debt is forgotten about until morning, therefore Todd keeps his unicorns.

Todd: "33 dollars says you don't go swimming naked right now."

Todd owes $33.00 cash to whomever he placed the bet with .

by Lienad Oldar March 25, 2017

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Get the drunk betmug.

booty bet

When u can bet on that booty cuz it saves life’s

“I don’t own a pillow, my bitchs a booty bet, I sleep on dat shit”

by Cheesy but grate May 7, 2018

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Get the booty betmug.

Bet Lynched

To verbally destroy someone. Term became widely used as a result of the British Soap Opera character Bet Lynch, a wise cracking barmaid famous for put downs.

Don't nit pick with them. Last time I did I got Bet Lynched.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

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