wookie ass

An ass so hairy, dark, and smelly that it frightens children, women, and pretty much anyone who looks at it. Sometimes referred to as the "Forest Moon of Endor" the ass has been known to be used as a photo bomb in friends text messages, PM's, and IM's. The only way to clean this ass, and get it to something resembling a normal human's, is to have it perch upon "Leigh's Toilet Bidet" and spray for approximately 8-12 hours.

Happy: OMG Kelly why did you just bomb me with wookie ass while I'm eating lunch with my parents?

Kelly: Legit LOL happy you didn't tell me you were eating lunch with your parents. Wookie ass just sent me a picture doing the Shawn Michael's pose with a broom here it comes!

by N Barber September 18, 2014

kush wookie

A racial slur for mexican people

“Dude look at this kush wookie over here”
-some racist

by Reecola May 23, 2018

Wookie Kha'aked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie.

2.Running into a grenade you saw coming.

Player 1 sees Player 2, a wookie, running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1 forgets grenades are deadly and runs straight into it.
Player 2: You just got wookie kha'aked by Long Schlong Silver, how do you feel?
Player 1: |-|4X!

by The one name Bo December 14, 2008

wookie bushwhacked

The act of being surprised when you realize that a smoking hot chick has the hairiest and perhaps most matted bush in the world.

a: Oh gurl, you so fine.
b: tee hee hee, I'm going to take off my clothes
a: OH GOD, WHY? WHYYYYYY??

c: that dude just got Wookie Bushwhacked

by Sammon15G0D February 6, 2014

wookie buttplug

when you shove hair in someones asshole

lets give her a wookie buttplug

by wookie boi January 11, 2017

pussy wookie

An oversized and misshapen clitoris or labia that most likely resulted from an unfortunate vibrator accident or an unsuccessful inbreeding with a moose. Mostly found on hairy beasts.

My trailer park is filled with pussy wookies. Chewbacca's natural enemy is the pussy wookie.

by Animal frogged December 2, 2014

Smuggling Wookies

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile.

Oh snap! Somebody call Han Solo, that girl be smuggling wookies!

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011