web stapler

While two girls are Tribbing against each other, one of them squirts inside her partner. But during the process, finds out she has spider powers, so her squirt was essentially a bunch of impact webs, sticking each other together; web stapler

person 1: i think im going to...
person 2: oh yeah
pesron 1: *shhhhhhhhhhhh
person 2: ummm
person 1: that was fun
(both of them attempt to leave)
person 1: why can't i move
person 2: i believe we're in what's called a web stapler
both: *laughs

by Zimbaycoleo December 7, 2020

Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

by Third Floor Productions December 13, 2008

Web Wench

1)A female who designs layouts for websites.(slang)
2)A Web Mistress(synonym)

Danelle is a wonderful web wench. She always keeps my website updated, and stays ontop of every client issue with precise timing. Not too mention her savy knowledge of the blogosphere and how to make money from it.

by dewey C wisebon October 10, 2008

web warrior

A no lifer named Mah Fan Yao

Mah fan yao is such a web warrior.

by Jesusjuicelol June 6, 2009

Web Schizo

Web Schizo refers to a condition where a person becomes mentally disoriented or overwhelmed due to excessive exposure to the vast and chaotic information on the internet. It symbolizes the struggle of individuals trying to navigate the ever-expanding virtual world, resulting in a sense of confusion and fragmentation. People calling themselves "Web Schizos" are often diagnosed with some type of schizophrenia, however, the term "Web Schizo" is not based on any medical diagnosis and is primarily used in casual conversations to describe behavior related to excessive internet usage.

"Hey dude, i checked out your Twitter account last night, you are a total Web Schizo lol.

by P0lybius July 30, 2023

web puppy

A "Web Puppy" is the term for a pet spider.

:Look at all my little web puppy's in their cage!"

"Aww, you have some cute web puppys."

by Spider master January 7, 2023

Web Scout

Someone who is tallented at searching the web; sometimes reffered to as a Net Scout.
Whether it be software, media files, information or even phisical items a Web Scout will be able to find it somewhere online.

I cant find a cd or download of an out of print album, I need a Web Scout to track it down.

by 01000001 01101110 01101111 011 October 30, 2016