blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.

Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.

by Caitlyn AKA 'Blueberry yum-yum' December 6, 2007

tumblr vision

Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.

2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.

Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.

by Johnny Fabrizio November 1, 2013

Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.

Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

BlackBerripheral Vision

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.

Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

by Sparkotronic July 23, 2009

Epic-Vision

A visual sensation experienced by wearing a pair of polarized sunglasses with brown lenses, so named for the "dramatic movie/tv show sunset" quality it imbues on the surrounding world.

Keaton put on the brand-new pair of ray ban aviators and the dull scene before him suddenly looked like something out of Gone in Sixty Seconds...he had entered Epic-Vision.

by The Epic Life April 3, 2010

Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!

by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 2, 2013

89 vision

The vision you have when you are stoned

Last night i was seeing through the 89 vision.

by C wall March 23, 2007