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The Vanguard

The nickname for The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency,which served, hence the name, to protect our country from the undead. Was first established in 1868, and was disbanded 1975, due to the major decrease of undead attacks.
Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA),, also known as "the Vanguard," was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead.(Taken from http://www.fvza.org)
by Benjamin Hunt July 30, 2008
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The Vannoch

Person 1: Did you just knock out that man with one punch
Person 2: "The Vannoch"
by Jidwo December 9, 2008
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The Vagi

Pronounced Vuh-jeye. An order dedicated to checking out the Vag, or vagina, (in reference to "vagina" a.k.a. A woman who is of superb hotness).
Those belonging to The Vagi are losers and go to places like Wal-Mart to check out chicks, women, holes, bitches, ho's, sluts, girls, VAG, vagina.

Man1: Dude! let's go check out the hot vagina at wal-mart.
Man2: yeah, okay that sounds cool. There be fine bitches at wal-mart.
Man1: Word.
by Cl0udo September 26, 2008
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the valley of peace

the blace between a girls boobs when he nippols are hard
by nl,jg January 13, 2011
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Pimpin' the Vadge

According to an abcnews.com article about the death of natural birthing:

"With the latest feminine plastic surgery rage -- so-called "pimping the vadge" -- some women prefer what the British call the "Posh push," referring to the planned Caesarean births of soccer celebrity David and Victoria Beckham's three boys."
J.C., female: "I'm, like, TOTALLY gonna get a C-Section. I'm just not gonna call it 'Pimpin' the vadge'!"
by WAHmann August 24, 2008
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lag in the vag

having some sort of break in between relationships.
Person 1: "Yo Paul's been having girlfriend after girlfriend... no lag in the vag dawg"
by Sophieshorts March 5, 2011
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like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

A general expression used to denote someone acting lame at the moment. Made popular by Southern California mall girls in the 1980s for their tribal speak. Also made popular by Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- I'm going to say something suggesting that we have fun today.

Person #2- *smirks*...OK? (whatever)...*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie? Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. *sticks their tongue out*
by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020
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