Troll

something that hides under a bridge and takes your money and stuff
Dude look at that troll!
damn troll go back to your bridge
by Quindel November 09, 2009
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A female's acute episode of shameful, subhuman behavior induced by powering through your blacked out stupor when you come out from your box under the bridge.
Ew, did you see her trolling it at Sputies last night, she was speaking in noises and droppin drinks all over the place.

Dude, you hooked up with the biggest troll last night..you scooped her off the floor of Lift before you took her home and she puked on your dick.

Remember that night you wandered into our neighbor's room and ripped his sheets off his bed, threw them outside, and tried to get in his boxers..you were trolling.
by queen troll of btv April 08, 2013
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every good fascist knows how to pull the troll card
by TruePun April 03, 2008
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The VERY lowest form of life.

What do they do?
They will insult or deride a person or idea to spark up an argument on a message board or Youtube video whose content they dont like.

Why do they act in such a way?

Simple, theyre small, they have no self confidence because they feel inadequate to those around them. Instead of confronting those who bother them, they take out their frustration on Youtube or myspace or IM Chatrooms. What they need to do is GROW SOME DAMN TESTES!

Another idea is that they just like to start shit, the lower kind of troll, now we all have moments of inadequacy, but the type 2 troll has no reason to act like that, so they jsut plain deserve to die.

What can we so about it?

Nothing unfortunately, some people seem to think that "flaming" them is the best thing to do, but it isnt, they CRAVE attention, although if youre lucky youll flame the one who has low self esteem and he'll end it right then and there (joke, i do not condone suicide, there are other ways). they unfortunately always will be, so just live with it.
Forum Title: metal

Tom : I love metal

Bobby : i saw *insert band here* live, they were awesome!

Trolly: Metal is gay, listen to rap!
by Warlock_Master May 17, 2009
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The act of experiencing the effects of MDMA (aka ecstasy) while under the influence of a psychedelic substance (such as LSD (aka acid) or psilocybin mushrooms), or vice-versa.

Synonym to the terms "candy flipping" or "hippie flipping".

Etymology: A portmanteau (aka. a word blend) of the words "tripping" and "rolling".

In contrast to the words "stumbling" and "falling", which blend to "stalling".
Last night was epic, and I can legitimately use the word 'epic' cause I was trolling my balls off.
by Psychonaut1357 July 27, 2010
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the punishment for someone who fails to make a shot during a doubles game of beer pong. they are then forced to sit under the table for the following game and retrieve balls for the teams who have some sort of skill.
Jack should've been the troll because mike made all 10 cups in the beer pong game. but jack is a bitch and doesn't play by the rules.
by breakaway412 February 17, 2009
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Someone who spams and posts crap to annoy the hell out of people. They always use ALTS
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