Much like the awkward turtle, the awkward squid is performed during an awkward moment. It is done by placing the tips of the fingers of the right hand on the back of the left hand. The fingers of the left hand then contract like a squid's tentacles and the hands are brought back together three times.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (awkward squid is performed)
by Eric Wu June 2, 2007
Get the awkward squidmug. A popular club in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Lots of booze, girls, and minimal creepers. There's an announcer guy who hollers at girls all night, who is a complete tool.
Let's check out Squid Roe tonight after we ditch all the high school girls from the Gigglin' Marlin.
by dgaf partier March 30, 2009
Get the Squid Roemug. 
Girl 1: *crying* He so does not want me!
Girl 2: Don't worry Madeline, he's just a Squid Boy. In reality, he would tap that 24/7.
Girl 2: Don't worry Madeline, he's just a Squid Boy. In reality, he would tap that 24/7.
by nole-town April 13, 2010
Get the Squid Boymug. Hawaiian slang for sexual intercourse
by Haole Boy August 13, 2003
Get the poke squidmug. A slur for Asians specifically, based off of the hit Netflix series “Squid Game”. A “Squid Gamer” is a poor, selfish, Asian, like the ones in the series.
by NotARacist888 November 19, 2021
Get the Squid Gamermug. Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
by vingen February 22, 2019
Get the Cervical Squidsmug.