weenie rub

A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.

"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."

"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."

"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"

by tippyton March 5, 2013

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groin rub

The action of rubbing ones groin.

a phrase used as an expression of joy

G-g-g-groin rub!

by MadOmen February 2, 2004

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rub the muff

masturbating?

I'm so horny, time to rub the muff!

by Black.Edding January 8, 2016

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Fat Rubs

The worn down parts of jeans on the inner leg area caused by thighs rubbing together. A person can get fat rubs in their jeans without actually being fat, they just don't have a thigh gap.

Damn, I had to throw away two pairs of jeans because they had fat rubs in them!

by alynnj42 March 23, 2013

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Princeton rub

A massage performed using an erect penis as the stimulating device.

Source: "Someone You Know" by Gary Zebrun, Alyson Publications, USA, 2004, pg. 81.

"He tried to turn me over, but I resisted. He tried to put his cock into my mouth, but I wouldn't surrender. So he rubbed it against my face and up and down my chest until he spread cum from my neck to my navel -- a Princeton rub."

by Frank Berkeley May 21, 2006

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