Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...
Painted Souvenirs
by taja609 October 28, 2010
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Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.
Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.
by blucheez September 30, 2011
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painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.
Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"
by yung lemon February 15, 2016
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Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!
by Raven3113 April 19, 2009
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Painted Glove

The sexual act of inserting ones open hand into the anus and rotating left to right to create a coat of fecal matter. After removal from the anus the hand will be entirely covered in feces resembling a painted glove
While making love from behind I asked the woman if I may have a painted glove. With her answer being "yes" I proceeded to thrust my entire hand deep into her anus. After a few twists I removed my hand to reveal my new painted glove.
by BoyBloo June 23, 2014
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painted whore

A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.
That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
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Painting the garage

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.
Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.
by GW Thrilla April 10, 2009
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