Old Veggie

A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.

It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.

Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.

Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.

by Teddyaj December 28, 2016

Old Arnold

The penis of an elderly man in its flaccid state

"Whip out your Old Arnold", Gertrude demanded of Albert, "I haven't got all day!".

by 9district9 November 8, 2020

old af

A more polite way of saying old as fuck.

Homie: Got them NWA recs man
(brother sees cassette)
Brother: Shit, these old af man.

by Playmann January 21, 2019

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.

Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!

by domesticus July 17, 2010

old definitions

a common thing on this website

Guy 1: I am finding old definitions from 2006 or 2008 on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Wow, such history!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 31, 2021

Old manisms

As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.

Man, my old manisms have started. I fell asleep to a western this afternnon.

by Ivan barrister December 27, 2020

Old Saybrook

A small town along the shore of southern Connecticut. Filled with lots of pot heads, and drunks. Boring during the winter, and crazy during the summer

Damn dude, did you see those chicks from Old Saybrook? Which one, the baked or wasted one?

by Bathtime Duckie May 29, 2009