kitten mittens

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

by purplething July 29, 2018

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck

Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.

by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013

Wrinkled Beef Mitten

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

mitten

TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Katherine Jillian December 9, 2008

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007