Mario

A a fat fuck with an unusually small penis. Mario normally likes little boys and strokes his very small penis.

You are such a mario.

by karsten1108 January 15, 2018

Mario Lopez

the only tool from saved by the bell who does not seem to age

Mario Lopez is fucking 36 years old and he still looks like a little kid!!!!!!!!!! ,no joke
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d

by TiTyRon December 08, 2009

playing mario

To be under the influence of psychadelic mushrooms

Yeah, we'll be playing mario this weekend

by Joe August 29, 2004

Mario Flute

To get out of somewhere quickly, as in 'get the hell out of dodge'. A verb - it is derived from the flute which was popularized in Mario Brothers 3, in which you could utilize a flute to quickly move from one world to another.

"That sheepskin better mario flute out of here before we make his day."

by Jake Sha. October 14, 2006

Mario Party

A board-game style video game for the Nintendo 64 consisting of numerous mini-games in which up to 4 players compete for stars.

We wasted a whole day playing mario party.

by Dictionary Joe July 11, 2008

dirty mario

When you finger your partners anus then draw a mustache on there face

Have you ever had a dirty mario.

by Tbg09 June 15, 2017

Mario Man

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!

Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!

by Mario_man October 16, 2019