Kris

Big Dick head and does the last 5% of a blow job

Kris told me he rather finish the last 5% on his bsf

by Hotperson2020202002 November 24, 2021

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Get the Krismug.

Kris

Fucking idiot who fails all the time.

Person: Hey can you do this?
Kris: Whoops I failed.

by PackaDoritos March 1, 2020

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kris gu

put me in a fucking prison cell IN DISCORD

kris gu was being salty and locked me in prison

by Meshteg? November 2, 2020

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Get the kris gumug.

Kris is the best person to ever exist. They are so funny and caring and loving and god I love them so much. If you meet a kris, keep them forever please they are the best thing to ever happen to me. Theyre always there for you snd theyre super funny and theyre sweet and

I LOVE KRIS HOLY SHIT!

by WolfieTheWeeb November 24, 2021

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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

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Get the The Kris-Ted effectmug.

kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back

this boy is annoying, so call him a kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021

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