Red Ink Calligraphy

A sexual act in which one partner holds in their urges to urinate for a day or two, and eats and drinks the worst kinds of junk foods and alcohol, conjuring a vigorous bladder storm inside, and when it is finally unbearable, they release their blood coloured piss onto their sexual partner.

1: Hey bro why do you smell so awful?

2: Me and my partner performed the sacred practice of Red Ink Calligraphy, and I didn't have time to shower...

by Paleo-Fecal Investigator March 24, 2020

Spilled ink on the shoes

Kutiya jalti hai mujhse

Nihao spilled ink on her lil sister’s shoes while writing note on lantern - Spilled ink on the shoes

by Gangsta_fbd March 14, 2025

Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter

I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document

by noob_chungus_3D October 14, 2022

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

inked skin

To have your skin that is tattooed once and there is no need to go back over it.

You must have that inked skin I don't have to go back over it.

by Shsgffgi August 1, 2017

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023