Fuck Fight

A 2 sided rape. When both parties fight for the dominate sex position.
Jim: I want to be on top!!
Kelly: No, I want to be on top!!
Jim: FUCK FIGHT!!!
by xzybit April 26, 2008
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flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.
Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday”

Ur so Fucking gay”
by Aurjdj October 31, 2017
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bro fight

fighting a buddy with less aggression than real fights. usually planned and recorded on websites. most of the time, headshots are disallowed
Alexie: yo dude i had a bad day, i need to blow some steam

Erik: wanna bro fight?

Alexie: sure my house later on
by oilfan93 May 29, 2009
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dog fighting

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance
person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit
by yayerrr June 02, 2010
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Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.
Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)
by rogerthewhale December 06, 2010
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zipper fight

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.
by Joe bagadonutz November 10, 2015
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Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers
Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”
by Boi_flyDerek December 05, 2019
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