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Blinky Eyes

The Blinky Eyes

1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.

How to use blinky eyes.

1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*

Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009
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man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.
It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!
by 310Nicole November 17, 2016
mugGet the man eyesmug.

Innocent Eyes

Someone who hasn’t seen much and that is a good thang. People are usually jealous of people like this because they are usually better people.
Jack’s butt was out and Brenda was surprised because of her Innocent Eyes.
by Dubbygal123 May 20, 2018
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Babydoll Eye

When you are so tired that one of your eyes blinks slower than the other.
After studying all night, I totally have babydoll eye
by Aubergine Ami May 31, 2011
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Bonk-Eye

The term used to describe a facial expression, or more to the point, positioning of the eyes when munted.
There are many veriations of the Bonk-Eye, see the example below....
The JT Bonk-Eye:

Left eye pointing to the right at an angle of 32 degrees
Right eye pointing upward and protruding slightly
by BenJay June 16, 2004
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Eye fucked

A male or female who exhibits the need or want to have sex with a seductive/sensual glace/stare with another male or female that they have made direct eye-contact with.

This can be performed in all instances, any location, any time of the year, any hour of the day/night, with anyone.

Results will vary.
-Can be laughed off
-Can be acted upon
-Can be eye-fucked back
-Can eye-fuck for a long or short period of time
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker
-Can eye-fuck back the eye-fucker's friends
-Can be given the Evil-eye back
-Can be beaten
-Can be told off verbally
-Someone who the eye-fuck was not intended for, may think it was meant for them
I interviewed this really attractive young lady in my office today and we were both eye-fucking each other, to the point where I thought I would close my door and seriously fuck her hot body on my desk.

I just got eye fucked by that hot chick!
by R. Trelford February 13, 2008
mugGet the Eye fuckedmug.

inch eye-private eye

a person who is nosy, asking too many questions, or known for snooping around in other people's business.
"Man, my girl is always asking me questions about where I been. She need to quit being inch eye-private eye.'
by treece December 22, 2005
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