Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge

Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

Chronic Complainer

Someone that complains almost non-stop, Very annoying.

Did you hear how much of a Chronic Complainer maya is?

by Sigmicgalaxy February 14, 2019

Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

by Barca,A February 1, 2010