Nob Crust

When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.

Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.

Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?

Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.

Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!

by Merch™ June 23, 2006

crust punk

a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.

Man it smells like shit in here!... there must have been a crust punk show last night.

by Tim August 22, 2004

CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

crust cake

Jade Hopkins

Jade Hopkins is a crust cake.

by Dipped Doughboi December 20, 2017

Mr crust

my friend woppemz is Mr crust btw so ask him

maaa ma dis man lookin like he all crustee an shit ma-. Mr crust

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 21, 2022

toe crust

Crust/flaky shit around the toes

Leah and Gabbi whipped their toe crust on Sydney's sandwich, she ate it, and liked it.

P.S.: she asked for more

by SLG_Dynamite2134 July 18, 2016

meat crust

Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside

Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"

by TheJetBlackRaven April 10, 2015