In reference to the extreme lack of attractive females in the North American city of Boston .
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
A Boston Beauty refers to a woman that is mildly attractive enough to consider beddable given the lack of other options.
A woman with thin lips, large and crooked front teeth with a prominent forehead.
Usually very pale skinned with a rough and roguish vocabulary. Often incessantly speaking of sports and romanticizing the country of Ireland. Prone to the overconsumption of cheap spirits, with a diet consisting mainly of Lunchables and Buffalo Wild Wings.
Should the act of coitus present itself with a Boston Beauty it is best done in a clandestine and secret manner. Yet often commences in poor judgment after extreme intoxication at a public venue due to a lack of more attractive females. If sexual intercourse does occur with a Boston Beauty a prophylactic is highly advised due to their abundance of bacterial vaginosis, STDs and high levels of fertility.
“Did you see Jimmy with that Boston Beauty at the bar last night?”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
“Yea, poor fellow thought no one he knew was around to see them together.”
“Oh well, I guess he’ll have to start hanging drywall again as he’ll be a dad soon.”
by HOSSBROOKLYN May 15, 2023
The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
I'll never eat that Boston muff again.
I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
by Joe cool on steroidz April 06, 2016
a Boston Stroker is when you thrust your hands into a bag of fresh ground coffee to get the coffee grains are on your palms. You then stroke your boner to get the coffee grains all over your dick until you are ready to blow your wad. When you are ready to pop off on your lady’s face, with your other free hand, you grab a hidden pre-made cup of hot and delicious coffee and splash it on her face simultaneously with your massive load, thus performing a Boston Stroker.
“Shirley: Hey hun, I’d like to go out to eat at a nice four-star restaurant for a romantic dinner.
Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.
Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
Gill: Okay babe, but after dinner I think it’s only fair that I do a Boston Stroker on you.
Shirley: Ok, I coffee after dinner sounds great!”
by Jrrywbb July 06, 2023
by DarkPrincess23 August 27, 2017
1. n. A tremendous feat, to whack it 26 times in a day. The result will leave the 'runner' fatigued, red, thirsty, and ironically low on juice.
2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
2. n. Also a popular 26.2 mile race performed by thousands in Boston in April where some Kenyan wins.
"Where's Tony?"
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
"He's at home doing the Boston Marathon right now."
"I thought that was in Boston..and in April?"
"Not this kind. This is an essential training regime he must do in order to improve his minute man lemonade."
by Robosalt June 21, 2008
When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.
When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag
by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010
An uncomfortable suspensionless former police vehicle with more than 1 billion miles on the odometer and with objects on the front seat more important than passengers. Usually driven by non english speaking persons with blue-tooth mobile phone implants that are permanently on, resulting in the inability of the driver to communicate regarding the fare, destination, alternative routes or how to turn off the loud advertising video.
Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.
Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.
The Boston Taxi arrived. Only 3 of the 4 in the group could enter due to the front seat being occupied by a sandwich.
We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.
We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.
by Dr Reason January 29, 2012