plan b

lets make money together
and share it equally

"i can't seem to work for money. i need to love what i do and then get paid."
"Thats hilariously spoilt"
"Its one of my current realities. I am aware of the diversity of future scenarios that this reality implies. There is no plan b."

by Krkič June 20, 2019

planned mistake

When two young, financially unstable people decide "Whoopy let's have a kid" after a couple pints

Mother: No! Don't be silly you weren't a mistake!

Child: Yes I was Deborah. I may have been a planned mistake, but a mistake nevertheless and deep down you know it.

by Indigo 57 August 11, 2021

planned obsolescence

A business strategy where a company plans the obsolescence of a product to encourage the purchase of a newer version of a product. This can be done in several ways, ranging from bad engineering to breaking updates. Apple most famously uses this strategy to slow down iPhones and iPads of 1-2 generations back to encourage people to buy a new more expensive iPhone.

Person 1: "My iPhone is slow! I can't believe it, I have an iPhone 6 which is only 1 generation behind!!!"
Person 2: "Yeah, Apple slows down the iPhone a lot via updates to try and get you to buy a new one. That's called planned obsolescence."

by pokemoneuro August 22, 2017

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

by D. Scotty July 6, 2017

God's Plan

Used to refer to an absolute clutch.
Mainly heard in metropolitan Melbourne.

Jack: "Mum, surely you'll pull a god's plan and pass the butter."
*mum passes butter*
Jack: "Thank you mother."

by exclusivemelbs August 18, 2019

Sprint planning

A meeting meant to be used for defining upcoming Sprint but usually just ends up delaying lunch.

Lauri would like to have lunch but Ville is still in Sprint planning.

by Naabi January 10, 2022

simple plan

A band that makes me ashamed to become Canadian. Their lead singer sounds like fucking Spongebob and the other band mates were probably taught how to play by Good Charlotte(gay fags). I would like to kick their balls if they had any.

Me: What are you doing after school?
Simple Plan fan: I'm going to a Simple Plan concert.
Me: Why are you wasting your life?

by JustinLL November 10, 2006