Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.

"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."

by Dr.micuchysharri April 03, 2019

windsor thank-you

A sex act defined by licking your partner's nipples while he or she masturbates him/herself to completion.

Too tired for sex? How about a quick Windsor thank-you and then we can binge watch The Office.

by Livinbytheriver January 15, 2016

Italian Thank You

To suck somebody’s dick as a way to thank someone

Person 1: “did he at least thank him?”

Person 2: “yeah Italian Thank You and everything”

by Jaber2doodle May 31, 2025

Thank you for your city your frank

if someone gives unnecessary comments that you didn’t ask for you can deal with it with sarcasm:) and humor!

lif someone was like ewww! that person stinks you could say “thank you for your city your frank”

by Sarah._.26353 March 17, 2023

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024

thank you for the happiest year of my life

thank you for the happiest year of my life

thank you for the happiest year of my life

by sped demon January 27, 2023

dirty thank you

Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something

When my bill came at the restaurant, I accidentally dirty thank you’ed the waiter

by Bubbleback December 28, 2023