Counting Teslas

A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.

Oh sweetie, put your phone down and let’s just play Counting Teslas all the way home.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Nikola Tesla

A man who wasn’t stolen from, but was stolen from mankind.

Nikola Tesla: It’s a wireless transmission of truth, and it’s a shocking real story of a banker and you, and if the people knew you stopped me from making power free, they would curse the con Edison with every utility.

by Flatblok71 May 17, 2020

Baba Tesco

To steal from Tesco

Babatise did a Baba Tesco last week

by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022

poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

my cat ate my frogs testicles

a phrase meaning: i give up

i keep getting the answer wrong. that’s it. my cat ate my frogs testicles. peace out losers.

by suckaduckwasminefirst May 26, 2020

testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009

Testament

Thrash metal band, AKA thrash metal gods.

Testament's eighties stuff makes my neck sore.

by TallicaD00dX August 13, 2004