Crazy Technology

Crazy technology means common shortcuts or very basic skills (simple technology) that blows someone’s mind. It can also be applied to broader scenarios like anything you find amazing but quite common to others.
Origin: When we were doing a group assignment at uni, a team member tried to fit a table in a page but it didn’t work because that table had too many columns. Then the team show him how to switch that page to landscape. Then he said “Oh that’s crazy technology!”

Example1: Context: An excel guru colleague showed me how to auto resize all both width and height of excel spreadsheet. He selected all first and then clicked any boundary in the selected area. Then the whole spreadsheet was auto-resized. Before I learned about this, I manually resized spreadsheet by clicking each boundary. So this is “Crazy Technology”.
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Tendering technology collage

Full of goons and dodgy relationships and there all really goony there’s also some slags there eww there skirts and uniform though
Tendering technology collage Eww look it’s TTC look at there skirts and uniform it’s manky mate so glad I don’t go to that goony school there friendships are weird as bunch of goons and slags
by Shanikqaaa October 20, 2018
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anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence
all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology
by Gambino6 July 15, 2023
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Technology Deficit Disorder

When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.
My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.
by CreativeBruces November 18, 2022
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Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 08, 2020
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Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.
I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!
by Panmata January 26, 2018
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Technologically Disabled

When a person, typically an elderly person, but sometimes a middle aged person, has trouble using or is unfamiliar with modern technology. Can include technophobes.
My grandma is so technologically disabled she can’t even use the TV.
by KingCool99 November 19, 2017
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