swim with the fishes

action in accordance with some specified standard or authority, typically that of "The Man"; ie - conforming.

swim with the fishes? I rather be a bitch, nitch!

by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023

Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)

Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.

by BV69BV August 24, 2017

swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 13, 2010

going for a swim

The act of using a public pool to clean one’s taint, asshole, salty balls, sweaty labia, roast beef lips, duct butter, and/or crusty shaft.

Gentleman - “Babe, I’m going for a swim in the pool right now.”

Lady - “Oh, I’m so gonna give you a room job tonight!”

by Bobby the Bug Man June 26, 2021

Adult Swim

When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.

(Group of friends/couples in pool)

Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.

(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)

Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!

by The Cape May Creepers January 14, 2018

Swim walkers

When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.

Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"

by Mez1 November 22, 2011