swervy mcswerverson

A person who swerves away from doing difficult tasks.

Neil , stop being a swervy mcswerverson and get those jobs done.

by Swervys-mate August 2, 2016

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Sweaty Palms Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with hearts of palm

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweaty Palms Burger, it comes with hearts of palm!"

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Sees himself as an attractive male with a great personality, smarts, and wit. Is actually slightly self-absorbed and obsessed with twitter. Has been known to go to the extreme just to get a good joke out of it. Fun at parties, and most of the time. Cool dog. Has a thing for foreign chicks. Overall, the type of guy you'd want to meet in college.

Wow, do you think that new guy has a twitter? He's hilarious!
Yeah, he's a total swestyyy!

by sally1234567890 May 20, 2013

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Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.

"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."

by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013

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