Czech sweater

A thick layer of male chest hair noted for it's fullness, volume, and overall presence. At a distance casual observers often confuse the Czech sweater with an actual sweater.

hairy chest
chest hair
bear
natural sweater
man sweater
manbear
hairy chested
love rug

1: "You're going to play football in that?"

2: "I'm alright man, I've got my Czech sweater on"

by David Turchin January 9, 2008

Sweater Weather

a song tik tokers use to show theyre bi

i listen to sweater weather

by gaylesbo July 1, 2020

Sweater Kitties

Breasts, implying cuteness rather than size, as of sweater puppies. Thought to be used more in geek subculture.

"I can't believe it! Ghastly signed my sweater kitties!"

by Alexxan April 16, 2006

bar sweater

a sweater you don't care if you loose at the bar.
"i don't care if i loose it at the bar" sweater.

i lost my bar sweater last time we went out, so i'll have to make sure i keep this one on tonight.

by metdizzle December 20, 2008

Pink Sweater

1. Noun: Euphemism/Colloquial term for a female's vagina. "Wearing" the Pink Sweater refers to the act of intercourse.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: I met this girl at the club and I was wearing the pink sweater in no time.

by sexbomboneil September 6, 2009

dagwool sweater

The wool sweater, hand made, given to you at Christmas by a your half-blind, half-mad, widowed great-grandaunt. So hot, ill-fitting,itchy and of such a disurbing color that it can only have been crafted from the shitty clumps of wool (dags) sheered off the asses of sheep. Usually smells like cat pee and stale cigarettes.

Asswipe boy/girlfriend: "How'd you get a sunburn in December?"
You: "Its not a sunburn, asswipe, its full-torso eczema from having to pose for picures wearing the dagwool sweater my battletoad aunt made me."

by Snowflaked April 16, 2009

sweater knobs

noun- synonym for female breasts.

Does that teacher have sweater knobs or what?

by iocaoo June 27, 2010