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Surprise Motherfucker

The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.
When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.
by EpicDoodlez February 18, 2017
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surre

a sarcastic way of saying sure

synonym - yea ok!
person 1: i just wont the lottery
person 2: Surre u did
by briancking July 30, 2006
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surf clam

a sko that you meet on the beach and take up to your room immediately
Hey did you see him taking that surf clam up to the room? He gonna FUCK THAT PUSS!
by ILoveSkos March 29, 2009
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survival cut

A haircut well suited for a survival related situation. It is easily recognized by observing a shaven head. (Does not refer to shaven all the way to the scalp.)
guy:hey.
guy2:hey man, nice haircut.
guy:thanks, it's a survival cut.
by JORDrumm August 13, 2009
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surgeoning

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.
A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.
by OCD Panda November 10, 2011
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surgical strike

When you’ve got to get in there and remove a possibly life-threatening wedgie before it spreads. In-and-out. Precise. Non-evasive. Take a little time to recover, and you’ll be good-as-new in no time.
Ralph’s Surgical Strike to his lumpy cotton briefs was deep, but precise; the only scarring it left was on the memories of those who witnessed.
by Tommy_John December 3, 2015
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Surina

The Best Described Surina Morphemes are actually found to be described from Sanskrit sura meaning "goddess." Surinas in the Modern Era commonly show their Goddess heritage by generally being kind, wise, thoughtful, and agreeable people. Most Surinas are also shown to have great aptitude at tests of skill, such as chess, puzzles, and games due to their deity namesake.
Person 1: Holy Heck, they're doing amazing at Wack-a-mole!
Person 2: Yeah of course, that's a Surina right there

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Person 1: How'd you know my name was Surina?
Person 2:You were the only one to get a 100% on the last Comp Sci test.
by bigdicbeee June 28, 2020
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