by Journey Man August 28, 2019
The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 31, 2024
A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.
In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”
In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”
Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.
by Hyfin Ampersanderson March 31, 2024
A hotdog or burger bun made out of regular white bread slices. Typically when used when you forget to buy the specific buns.
Person 1: I forgot to buy the hotdog buns!!
Person 2: Guess we gotta break out the white bread and make some struggle buns.
Person 2: Guess we gotta break out the white bread and make some struggle buns.
by SteeliestGunz September 04, 2023
Used to refer in a playful way to someone that has little to no buttock definition. The word comes from the struggle of trying to work out the glutes and still being unable to reach the desired fullness or definition.
by Mackmar134 February 01, 2019
Struggle Slut, noun. Someone whose whole claim to fame is being slutty but not being able to fill those urges because allegiance to other vices.
Billy was complaining about missing the orgy because he had to run home to watch I am Cait. What a struggle slut.
by bartby b April 06, 2016
by Turo Fernandez April 18, 2019