Stoner

A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must:

1) Smoke everyday
2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc
3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner
4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all
Examples of stoner: Bob Marley, Cheech and Chong, Slater from Dazed and Confused, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
by weedFORthePEOPLE December 05, 2011
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Stoner Ingenuity

The creative effort stoners put into the development and construction of various smoking devices. Without Stoner Ingenuity we would not have apple pipes or gravity bongs.
"Dude, I just made a pipe out of a tampon and some tin foil!"
"That's Stoner Ingenuity for you"
by Bobobobobobobobobo October 24, 2007
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stoner charm

A certain vibe that girl/guys are attracted to because he/she smokes. Commonly referring to how laid back stoners usually are.
"No bitch on arms just my words and my stoner charm." - Kid Cudi
by DillaDonuts August 26, 2010
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Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.
by So Bomb. February 19, 2010
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stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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stoner thumb

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.
"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"
by knels October 15, 2009
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Personal Stoner

A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.
Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
by C Jara April 14, 2011
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