stirrings

a word that is used alot in The Giver, when a boy or girl when hits the adolesent stage and gets dreams of sexual longing for the other sex.

Mom: " johny what did u dream about last night?"

johny : " well it was about amber and she was in a bikini dancing infront of me"

Dad: "looks like someone got their stirrings!"

by smackdatsoujaboy March 25, 2008

Toy Story

When you are fucking a girl/guy and you convince them to call your friend and sing/say "you've got a friend in me"

Bro did you have that girl from tinder toy story me last night?

by Kintzelykiller June 12, 2019

The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.

Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

Long Story

It's what someone says when another person asks a question the other person doesn't want to explain; whether or not the explanation is long or not.

Morgan: Why do you only eat in even numbers?
Sparki: Long Story, dude.

by Sparki16755 October 1, 2008

The Neverending Story

One of the best novels ever written.

It was written in German by Michael Ende, first published in 1979, and adapted into a movie in 1984.

Gary: I remember seeing "The Neverending Story" when I

was a child. It completely blew my mind! I always

dreamed of going to Fantasia...

John: That trash is a disgrace! Once you have read the

book you will never be the same again. And by the

way, fuckwit, it's Fantastica, not Fantasia!

by Fantastica February 27, 2010

Sex story

Natasha lived in an apartment and her roommate was gone so she decided to have her boyfriend over. She sees Katsuki her boyfriend and she started to get wet. Her heart was racing and before she realised what was going on Katsuki had grabbed her and thrown her on the couch. He ripped off his shirt as Natasha did the same. He undid her size DD bra and threw it on the floor. He squeezed her breasts and began to play with her nipples. She was getting wetter by the second. Natasha quickly undoes Katsuki's belt and takes off the rest of his clothes. Katsuki does the same to Natasha. He then drags his fingers gently and slowly down from her breasts. He reaches to her inner thighs and then proceeded to her pussy. He begins to rub her clit. Natasha is gasping for air. He slips his fingers in deep. He than adds another finger and another. Natasha is so close to squirting but knows she has to hold it otherwise Katsuki would be mad. Without warning Katsuki thrusts his whole cock into her mouth whilst still fingering her hard. Natasha gaggs but she really enjoys sucking on his long hard 12" cock. He cums in her mouth and she swallows all of it. He then pulls out and thrusts his whole cock into her pussy. He licks the cum off his fingers and then goes back to playing with Natasha's breasts as he roughly thrusts bach and forth. He pulls out, dripping with your juices he shoves his cock back in her mouth unexpectedly. He pulled out and they both lay there for a while dripping in cum.

You little fuckers are so horny for this sex story.

by They fucking killed kenny you March 4, 2023

Lesbian sex story

I walked up to her and grabbed her hips, pulled her closer and started tentatively kissing her lips. She deepened the kiss and her hands ran up into my hair, mine pulling her closer still and moving around her back. I poked my tongue against her lips and she bit it, she let me in. I shoved my tounge down her throat and she nibbled it and bit at it as her hands slowly ran up my shirt.

I pulled her behing me still kissing into the bedroom where I sat her down on my lap, my head was tilted up kissing her as her hands grasped my tits and slightly squeezed making me moan softly into her mouth. I started to move her against me, slowly, rhythmically. She got into the rhythm and started doing it herself as I ran my hands up the back of her shirt and felt her warm bare skin under my hands. I pulled her around and now she was underneath me laying down on the bed. I could feel her pussy throbbing beneath me, even through her jeans. I pulled myself from her lips and started kissing her jaw down to her collar bone. I bought me mouth up to her ear and gently brush her ear. "Take off your shirt." I commanded and she immediately stripped off her shirt to reveal her lacy black bra and perfectly round breasts. "Like what you see?" She moaned into my ear. I groaned in response

She unzipped her jeans and slowly slid them down her legs and her soaking wet thong was almost invisible it was that wet.

Best lesbian sex ever

"May I?" I say glancing up at her as I Lower my head down to her breasts. She turned her head up and moaned as I licked her hard nipples and moved my finger around in circles and i caressed the other. She was pulling at my hair to stop hers from moaning so loud.

She pulled at my shirt and j ripped it off revealing my Nike bra, she laughed silently "of course" as she put her hand into by bra and started squeezing my tits harder and harder. I quivered with pleasure.

I left one hand at her tits and kissed down past her dripping pussy to her thigh, and held her down with my other hand. I started kissing my way back up to her vagina. She started bucking as soon as my lips touched hers. I took my other hand down from her tits and held her down by her waist. I could feel her huge throbbing clit with my tongue and j started going back and forth and she screamed in extacy.

Part 1 of lesbian sex story

by Lonely_Le$bean March 11, 2023