stupid

Here are some ways of calling someone 'stupid':
A Few Clowns Short of a Circus
A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal
An Experiment in Artificial Stupidity
A Few Beers Short of a Six-Pack
Dumber Than a Box of Hair
A Few Peas Short of a Casserole
Doesn't Have All Her Cornflakes in One Box
The Wheel's Spinning, But the Hamsters Dead
One Fruit Loop Shy of a Full Bowl
One Taco Short of a Combination Plate
A Few Feathers Short of a Whole Duck
All Foam, No Beer
The Cheese Slid Off Her Cracker
Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel
Couldn't Pour Water Out of a Boot With Instructions on the Heel
He Fell Out of the Stupid Tree and Hit Every Branch on the Way Down
An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools
As Smart as Bait
Chimney's Clogged
Doesn't Have All His Dogs on One Leash
Doesn't Know Much but Leads the League in Nostril Hair
Elevator Doesn't Go All the Way to the Top Floor
Forgot to Pay Her Brain Bill
Her Sewing Machine's Out of Thread
His Antenna Doesn't Pick Up All the Channels
His Belt Doesn't Go Through All the Loops
If She Had Another Brain, It Would be Lonely
Missing a Few Buttons on His Remote Control
No Grain in the Silo
Proof That Evolution Can Go in Reverse
Receiver is off the Hook
Several Nuts Short of a Full Pouch
Skylight Leaks a Little
Slinky's Kinked
Surfing in Nebraska
Too Much Yardage Between the Goal Posts
Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer
The Lights are on, but Nobody's Home
24 Cents Short of a Quarter

Stupid people learn from their own mistakes by repeating them

by alvit October 27, 2009

you stupid

silly, crazy, comical

Someone said something extremely funny and I said "YOU STUPID!"

by kaiyecreme November 25, 2006

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

A new toy endorsed by Paris Hilton. Made famous by South Park; It comes with a viseo camera, night vision filter, play money, loseable cell phone, and 16 hits of extasy.

Girl 1: I'm pretending to talk on my cell phone while my boyfriend waits for more sex.

Girl 2: You're a stupid spoiled whore!

Girl 1: I love my Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset!

by gofuckurselfkthxbai February 18, 2009

stupid fly

Totally fuckable

Damn bitch u stupid fly, let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

by Putle August 22, 2003

Stupid Fruity Loud

A type of marijuana, not reggie, not mid, not zone, kush and above. Tend to be used by drug dealers to describe how potent their marijuana is.

When a drug dealer is sending out mass text messages to his/her customers he/she would say something like "I got that stupid fruity loud on deck."

by Chris Mayor February 5, 2010

Stupid brat

A young child (most likely a toddler) who is naive, but at the same time clever enough to abuse the innocence of youth. A stupid brat will most likley tattle to get what he/she wants or to manipulate a situation to have bad results for another and spoils for them.

“ my child keeps downloading viruses, and blaming it on me. He is such a stupid brat.”

by Insomniac child May 11, 2018

stupid fucking polack

An individual of Polish ancestry who calls law enforcement agencies to arbitrarily complain about the smell of a tree that they (the stupid fucking polack) not only planted outside of their livingroom window, but also on their neighbor's property.

June: "Gee Ward, our neighbor sure is a stupid fucking polack."

Ward: "Yes Dear, I suppose that you could be right. However, I was thinking more along the lines of dumb cunt."

by Stas Stachowitz June 5, 2011