Comment stalking

When some one looks though previous posts comments on any social media and likes or comments on them. Comment stalking is similar woth comment sections

Spongebob commented on my post from a month ago, he is comment stalking

by Domclems November 30, 2017

bro stalk

A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.

Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.

by Evil Dubz November 14, 2010

Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012

Chronologically Stalking

When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.

Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.

by str__fckr November 30, 2019

Stalk Box

The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".

Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.

She always kept her most personal thoughts on Facebook confined to the Stalk Box.

by dartmouth slang March 10, 2009

facebook stalking

A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.

Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.

by tone everlast January 11, 2010

Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.

Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.

by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009