poopy squirts

The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.

Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"

by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009

Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word

You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face

by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011

Meat Squirts

The act of blowing extremely wet fecial matter full of consumed meat out of your anus after comsuming a copious amount of various meats.

WoW Corey ! sure looks like that meat you just ate gave you some hardcore meat squirts !

by Meat slurper February 26, 2011

Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

by jaynation December 29, 2009

Pony Squirts

Diarrhea.

Jason has the pony squirts.

by Xamire January 17, 2010

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

Turkey Squirts

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

by BustaNutz January 31, 2009