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Sports Clits 

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
Sports Clits by D Flawless December 31, 2019

_spork.city_ 

they are amazing like the best tiktoker ever!
person:have you seen _spork.city_ tiktok recently?
me:Yeah, they are so swaggy šŸ˜Ž
_spork.city_ by urbanperson March 10, 2021

SparkShark101 

An underrated (YOUTUBER) plushtuber who doesn't speak in his videos, but uses text instead. He has entertaining videos, and aren't boring. He has an awesome Fanbase, and with lots of good videos.
Person 1: Do you know who's Sparkshark101?
Person 2: Yes, he's underrated.
SparkShark101 by CocoWar1228 July 3, 2021

Wonky Spooks 

When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `
I watched Wonky Spooks house three bananas and then he went to the BR for 20 minutes to yank it.
Wonky Spooks by Acecutlets June 12, 2012

granola sports 

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)
Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"

bungy spork

An object used to indulge & devour the rectum. Made up of half spoon and half fork for maximum effect.
Wow, That girl was so attractive, and i was finna eat the bungy but i left my bungy spork at home
bungy spork by BOOMSTICK November 5, 2014