Splonky

The highest honour. The most based of people, the absolute expression of happiness for another person!

Yeah :) You too, you splonky

by The Turkish Conquester May 21, 2023

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The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

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Splinkly

A being which is rather pathetic, yet retains its cuteness. Most often used on cats, though could be used with many other things, including humans.

"Yo bro, have you seen my Splinkly? It ran away."

"My friend is such a Splinkly."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

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Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

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