Shitzels

Shit shaped like a pretzel.

the dog's shit was like a Shitzels, and the dog ate it

by harryresh April 25, 2010

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007

shitz

See shits

"My car broke down, isn't that the shitz!"

by x January 31, 2003

shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

Spatz

Gross girls who take pictures of them from halloween but look fucking disgusting. Disgusting hair thats rusty and makes you want to throw up. Easily the ugliest girls in the entire fucking world. Clenched jaws and saggy tits.

Yo bro have you seen Kelly lately?

Yeah dude she is so Spatz.

by Laurence Baulding June 28, 2008

skitzing

to go crazy or utterly insane due to stress or another incident. Next step up from tripping; implying skitzophrenia.

I have an essay due in thirty minutes and I'm skitzing so bad I just want to set my head on fire!

by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001

skitzo dancer

A black dude with no arms or legs doing the worm

cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother

skitzo dancer

by jameskjgewgtlkj December 16, 2008