Kingston Speech

1) When a person retaliates to a snide comment with a fancy reply.

Matt: Hey, man did you hear about when Rob called Sarah fat?
Kyle: Yeah, she went totally kingston speech on his arse.
Matt: Totally, she kept on going on about how he had no right to say that to her and he should be more respectful.

by Durzan Amos December 9, 2008

wow speech

An euphemism which occurs if a woman is putting a guy in the friendzone, with other words this means that she doesn’t want to have neither relationship nor an intercourse with a man, but instead of telling him, the insulting and degrading “let s just be friends” she is using as an excuse, that in case of a relationship she is looking for the “wow” feeling that she unfortunately doesn’t seem to have with that certain guy, even though he is a very nice person.

Santos: You look so fabulous in the moonlight! Do you think we can move on,and spend this night together ? I have some champagne and strawberries in my fridge!

Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
Santos: hmm..seems, that you have given me a wow speech..

by Lolita67 October 16, 2012

Keita’s Speech

Touching and succinct.

“To another year of dumb shit.” - Keita’s Speech

by Hehe369 February 10, 2020

Odesa's Earth Day Speech

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.

'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'

by anonymous May 1, 2023

speech-to-texas

Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.

For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".

Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".

by TexasTea123 October 10, 2022

graduation speech accent

Obnoxious cadence/tone high schoolers use when giving an cliche graduation speech.

Speaker: As our class survived through such unprecedented times...
Person: Man I hate kids with the graduation speech accent

by RedditAdmin June 13, 2024

Drunk speech

Its when you get drunk and it sounds like you haven't slept since you were 2...

Friend: D-DONN'T WORRY I GOOT THISS..
me: welp, talk about drunk speech... (walks away)

by Kitten_Virus August 24, 2018