spaghetti stick

a phrase to describe someone or something that is very tall and skinny
Donald: dude that guy is a spaghetti stick!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 06, 2019
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Spaghetti Stripper

A person that takes the best spaghetti instead of paper money and also eats spaghetti on the spot. Or a stripper works I don't care.
"That lady really eats like a spaghetti stripper!"
by Fagazoidz January 29, 2020
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Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you
by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 16, 2016
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spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.
Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!
by Mecachis May 02, 2018
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Spaghetti Plate

In information technology (IT), a server rack that has had no cable management performed, resulting in a tangled mess of network cables, power cables, and cross-connect cables. A particularly bad spaghetti plate can result in servers overheating from a lack of airflow due to cables blocking their fans.
"When you installed the servers in this rack, why didn't you zip-tie all the network cables together? You've got a real spaghetti plate going on in here!"
by NeerDoWell53 August 08, 2019
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Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen
1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti
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Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
by Alf steward February 19, 2018
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