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spaghetti bj

When your penis and balls are covered in spaghetti sauce, meatballs, and cheese and are then sucked off a 'la blowjob.
Spaghetti bj: When your penis and balls are covered in spaghetti sauce, meatballs, and cheese, and are then sucked off a' la blowjob.

Me: She told me she wanted Italian food so I covered myself in noodles and sauce and she sucked me up!

Friend : Wow! Rad!
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Spaghetti monster

Italian codardo who has no understanding of the country he resides in. Sometimes codardo con la barba but he can be senza barba. Assume he’s from the south of Italy due to his incoherent linguistic skills and understanding of the world. Codardo.
Ciao spaghetti monster! Tu sei un codardo.
by Barba rossa March 27, 2020
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spaghetti noodle

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1:damn bro she got hella ass
2:no bro she a SPAGHETTI NOODLE
by thatonespaghettinoodle April 2, 2020
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Spaghetti Noodle

When A man or a woman are so skinny to the point where there arms or legs represent a Spaghetti Noodle
When he through the basketball his arms looked like a Spaghetti Noodle
by CoolKidTotalyYes June 17, 2020
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Spaghetti noodle boy

A tall lanky boy who is usually a bit of a cunt they are also sometimes racist homophobic and sexist they tend to have three outfits and a nicotine addiction even though they are some of the worst people ever you usually have a huge crush on them ,they can also be nice but most of the time there not
Omg he is so fit I just want to fuck him so bad honestly spaghetti noodle boy are so my type
by Blahblahblahx December 20, 2019
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Spaghetti Monster

There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
My cousin turned into a Spaghetti Monster ever since her cunt died. Feel so bad for her.
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
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spaghetti retarded

a distinct inability in the art of eating spaghetti.
Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!
by MrNapalm January 31, 2009
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