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Son of a witch

What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.
Why you son of a witch!
by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020
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Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.
Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”
by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021
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Son with benefits

An adult male who has casual sex with his best friends dad.
Your dad said he wanted me to be his son with benefits.
by DESERT GUY June 23, 2017
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son of a glitch

Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time
John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!
by @Bugyack September 21, 2017
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Done Son

When your absolutely done with the fucking bullshit!!! When you are at your wits end!That moment you realize your Done OVER IT!
by TayTT February 17, 2018
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Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.
Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"
by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008
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son of a vagina

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.
I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.
by SLURT ALERT! March 8, 2008
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