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Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.
Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.
by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018
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Soft suit

A men's suit worn without a tie.
It was a casual wedding so I wore a soft suit.
by diction007 August 30, 2015
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soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"
by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016
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soft make

To throw the covers over one's bed instead of actually making it. Usually performed when someone else enters the bedroom.
John's room was a mess when Suzy arrived, so he gave the bed a soft make before letting her in.
by whatever it'll be October 1, 2010
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Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance
"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."
by Heather Philips January 18, 2013
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Soft cream

Excitement / horniness to a point where one experiences ejaculation without an erection.
I saw the hottest milf yesterday and experience a soft cream!
by Raj Gill August 26, 2016
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Kitten Soft

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020
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