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Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024
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asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.
I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.
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Snorkel

Snorkel (verb): (1) to snort when laughing; (2) to breath loudly and forcefully through ones nostrils, especially when laughing, thereby making a loud sound, similar to that of a boar or pig.
"I know that is a funny joke, but - eeuw, did you snorkel? That is so unbecoming !" or "The result of Rogerio's humorous quip was that Andre drew most of air in the drawing room up into his nasal cavity, so forcefully, that he emitted a most noisome vibration, similar to that of a boar on heat - which could best be described as a snorkel."
by jane_in_pain August 24, 2017
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Snorkel fight

When your bro is on your shoulders for a game of chicken and he suddenly spins to the front of you and you begin breathing through his flesh snorkel
That game of chicken got really intence my buddy got so into it he spun around and turned it into a snorkel fight
by Le Stefan July 24, 2022
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Snorkel Shot

While giving a man head, she pulls her head up and he starts cumming and some gets up her nose.
by Crazy Ass Fucker April 12, 2014
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Snorkeling

When you're going deep on someone's apparatus. Remember to come up for air. Expand your diaphragm, open up your throat, and always cup the balls.
She was in the middle of snorkeling someone and remembered she hadn't filed her taxes yet.
by Esrdisco July 31, 2021
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The Snorkeling Exorcist

The male adopts The Possessed Snorkel position and proceeds to eat pussy.
Barbara had the best orgasm of her life after Gary performed The Snorkeling Exorcist.
by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024
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