Light Socket Dick

When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.

Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"

by PoopKyle October 20, 2008

Irish socket set

A sledgehammer. The term suggests a lack of finesse in Irish repair methods, reinforcing the Irish reputation for stupidity.

Having thus far failed to repair the television, Jim switched from his screwdriver to his Irish socket set - a decision probably driven more by frustration than careful consideration.

by Keenan Nunes-Vaz December 23, 2005

lemmoney snicket

a very gorgeous,funny,sweet, and overall amazing girl. aka bob bka courtney renee sanders

courtney renee sanders

by bob February 13, 2005

socketrience

Donta have to be smart or brilliant.
Its Socketrience (EASY)

Did you turn the light on or not?
How ?
What ! Its not socketrience.

by cottonrocksucker November 6, 2006

socket wrenched

When a passenger sits on a loose tool in your truck, startling them, especially when the tool goes near the victims binghole

Ha, you just got socket wrenched

by Wish I drove a smaller car February 4, 2008

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Snickety-Wicket

a pervert; a creepy stalker-head; creeper

Ew!!!! There's a snickety-wicket at my window!!

by llamallamaduckface June 28, 2010