muffin smuggler

A female that smuggles muffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger breasts...

Damn... That freaky bitch is a muffin smuggler.

by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

Smuggles

A word that Jeremiah may never know, because Varrah won't tell him ;)

I need some smuggles!

by Varrah September 6, 2004

smuggled

The act of englufing someone's head with one's breasts.

omg my roommate just smuggled me with her enormosly large boobs

by steve-o November 30, 2004

bone smuggler

one who smuggles bones in his/her ass

your mother smuggles more bone than a pit bull

by justin case December 4, 2003

budgie smuggler

UK slang: a very overweight man, in very brief swimming trunks, hanging out at your holiday hotel pool. His trunks appear to have a budgie, or other small bird, concealed down the front of them

OMG, check out the budgie smuggler! What's wrong with swimming shorts?! Do you think that if he had a mirror on a stick, the budgie would peck at it? etc...

by growley August 28, 2010

cunt smuggler

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.

Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.

by Colton April 4, 2005

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008