The act in which a man vomits and shits in a woman's vagina or asshole and then penetrates it. After he fucks her vagina for about 5 minutes, he then sucks it out and spits it onto her tits and into her mouth. If it is spit into the mouth, she gargles it.
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A theorem that states by adding odd numbers together in a numerical sequential order starting from 1 and continuing to the next odd number, the sum of the numbers will equal a perfect square. Example 1+3+5= 9. 9 is 3^2
The professor just gave us a test on the smootheddie81 theorem yesterday, luckily i studied all night and got a C+.
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Get the drake smoothie mug.Big Poppa Smooth Ride is a name for a man who is older in age but still knows how to “get his”, if you know what I mean. He is confident of himself and isn’t shy or bashful. Everyone needs them a big poppa smooth ride.
by White_shadow45 November 15, 2019
Get the Big Poppa Smooth Ride mug.A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
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Well since your vaginal opening surgery is not till next week, I guess we can have some more smoothy outercourse.
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