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Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes
by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025
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Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.
Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.
by BigBwiththeBigD March 26, 2025
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Slop Journalism

1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.

2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
Taylor Lorenz is the LeBron James of slop journalism.
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
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Sloppy Joe

The act of penetrating while being penetrated in a 3 way (being the beef in the sandwich
Wow, I’m tired from this past weekend. I went to Thads and had a sloppy Joe
by DillyPickled January 16, 2026
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vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

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Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.
I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.
by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018
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jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass
by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020
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Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021
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