scandinavian sleigh ride

the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.

Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.

by Benjamin and the jets October 4, 2007

sleg

any non desirable material for example bodily fluids excrement or slimy goo type jazz.

i dont want none of your sleg on me!

by the steelinator June 3, 2009

Sledge

One who always manages to get pulled by particularly munting women.

'Alec you old sledge, why do you always get pulled by dogs?'

by flanjeeta April 19, 2007

Slaughter County

A county in Washington state, renamed Kitsap County on July 13,1857. Kitsap County is home to Port Orchard, Bremerton, Olalla, Poulsbo and Silverdale. Despite its beauty, Slaughter County is full of rapists, killers and meth labs. Jokingly known as Kidnap County.

That crazy shit must have happened in Slaughter County.

Wanna see the Slaughter County Roller Vixens roller derby tonight?

by Jesucka November 6, 2012

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Sledge

To snog the face of someone in a 'i'm going to swallow your face' kind of way

She is well getting a sledge from that guy.

by Kelz-O October 7, 2009

I'll Slaughter Your Face in!

I'll slaughter your face in!
I made this up one day. I got really mad at this girl. And..I just said it....I make up a lot of what i say. Cause You know. I do DAT.

Examples:
- I'll slaughter your face in!!!
- ....Well....

People don't know how to respond to it. It's funny.

by Melon May 12, 2004