Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Slacked

To give a sloppy blowjob to a non-erect penis. When a guy can't get it up, but the girl sucks on his loose rope anyways in a messy fashion..

"Darnelle couldn't get it up last night bc he was too drunk, but I slacked him up anyways"
"Wow, what a good person you are!"

by batistaxxx2 October 23, 2020

Slack

Pussy boy

Say! slack where my money at?

by J,jisim July 20, 2018

Jacking my slacks

To pull up your pants/ jeans , shorts.

I have to pull up my pants their sagging,so I'm jacking my slacks.

by anonymous May 2, 2025

Slacked

A term used when someone or something is annoying boring or just idiotic in general

Jesus fuck that was slacked eh

by Ppmán June 10, 2020

slack cow

Someone that can't be bothered to finish the job.

Megan is such a slack cow

by Reeces_pieces72 June 26, 2017

Slack Track

A playlist of songs you listen to whilst high, these songs usually include 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' or 'Psychedelic Rock'

"Yo Dude, put on the slack track man I'm stoned as shit"

"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"

by LordOmega May 6, 2015