Skeffery

Skeffery: Two book caractors (Skye and Jeffery) from The Penderwick book series, that deserve to be together. Therefore, they get the ship name of: *drumroll* SKEFFERY!!!

"I'm exited about the new Penderwicks book because I ship Skeffery!"

by The-Bomb-Dot-Com December 29, 2017

skiffle

a fight, argument

I got into a skiffle with my friend Jack.

by QueenOfGondor November 6, 2010

Smiff

To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.

"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"

by Goat 213 September 19, 2003

skinflakes

The flaky skin that people with Psoriasis (or other sick skin diseases e.g. Dermatitis, eczema) shed on a daily basis and even more so when touched or when in a nervous state.

Sam: Hey, you going to watch that choad Joe's big night? Hope he gets really nervous and starts flaking all over the place
Paul: Thats nasty Sam even for you
Sam: Since when did you become Mr. "i have morals"
Paul: Excellent point Sam, I hope the skinflaking haired bastard shits t-gel over himself
Sam: Haha class... skinflakes!

by E-Flap October 17, 2007

skinflute

The valve on a cooler to drain the excess water.

"Hey man, why don't you open the skinflute so this damn cooler won't be so heavy to carry!"

by DLBoss August 26, 2006

skife

To bum from, or try to strongarm sale of said item.

(As I am picking up your pack of smokes) Hey yo, can I skife one of these smigs of you?

by Steven M. SykeS February 6, 2004

Skif

Relating to a person who was born through incestory, or severe deformities.

" My parents are first cousins therefore I am a skif "
" SOO grose you look like a skif "

by Salvibaby November 25, 2009